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Miley Cyrus In Playboy?

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Girls Who Cook

WHO'D YOU RATHER?

A celebrity sex game!

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QUIZZES & PUZZLES

Quiz yourself, sucka!

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Richie Sambora Is Drunk

Richie Sambora Is Drunk
This week your pal Philip Norris rants about how big of an idiot Richie Sambora is for driving drunk with his 10-year-old daughter in the car.
3/28/2008

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Child Star Almost Dies

Child Star Almost Dies
Haley wrecked his car, Snakes switched to trains, and there’s no privacy at the sperm bank. Philip Norris is your man, although he’s too much of a pussy to go to the Middle East right now.
7/21/2006

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The Great Suri Search

The Great Suri Search
Is Suri Cruise an imaginary baby? Which game system is for racists? Which celebrity roof caught on fire? Philip Norris has the answers!
7/7/2006

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Charlie Sheen Solves our Gas Problem

Charlie Sheen Solves our Gas Problem
Hear Philip Norris' plan to solve America's addiction to gas - the Charlie Sheen way!
4/28/2006

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Clay Is Not Gay?

Clay Is Not Gay?
This week Bush will address the nation, Google loves the communists, Joaquin Phoenix almost dies, Chris Penn does die, and Clay Aiken is gay.
1/27/2006

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Lohan's Last Snort

Lohan's Last Snort
This week Lindsay Lohan admits that she’s skinny and that she’s done snorting drugs. Yeah, whatever Lindsay!
1/5/2006

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Santa Claus Is Dead

Santa Claus Is Dead
This week somebody kills Santa, Morgan Freeman stops racism, people search for Britney Spears on the internets and Kevin Federline drives a Ferrari. Not much going on.
12/16/2005

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Paris Is Starving For Nachos

Paris Is Starving For Nachos
This week Dubya’s poll numbers are in the toilet, Lindsay Lohan wants to get married, Paris’ boytoy crashes a Bentley, and more celeb debauchery.
11/11/2005

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Suck My News Weekly: December 12th, 2003

Suck My News Weekly: December 12th, 2003
Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.
11/16/2003

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Suck My News Weekly: August 9th, 2002

Suck My News Weekly: August 9th, 2002
Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.
8/9/2002

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