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Oscars Didn't Miss Jared Leto

Oscars Didn't Miss Jared Leto

This week Philip Norris explains why you have really bad taste in movies. BTW Jared Leto is a tool.

 

Suck My News: America is #1

Suck My News: America is #1

Philip Norris celebrates America’s independence by saluting all the reasons we totally kick ass.

 

Bad Musicians / Retarded Couples

Bad Musicians / Retarded Couples

Jessica bangs John Meyer, Israel’s bombs explode, and a polygamist leader blasts off to jail. Philip Norris has the stories – and he’s completely un-Photoshopped.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Ashlee Simpson Sucks Ass!

Suck My News Weekly: Ashlee Simpson Sucks Ass!

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.