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This week Philip Norris reports on Paris Hilton's brother, Gary Coleman and the writer's strike.
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2/13/2008
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This week Philip Norris lays the smack down on Paris, Pavarotti, and Jerry Lewis!
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9/7/2007
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Farewell Anna Nicole Smith. As we take one last look back at your life we take comfort in the fact that although your soul may have shaken off this mortal coil your silicone filled boobies will be around for centuries.
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2/2/2007
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This week we have Screech sex, terror torture, and Anna’s father fiasco. Philip Norris has the stories, and a 15 billion dollar MySpace profile.
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10/11/2006
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Anna Nicole makes cash, Spinach makes you sick, and the Paparazzi makes Diaz’s day. Philip Norris has the stories, and he’s hopped up on “Cocaine.”
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9/21/2006
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Someone had sex with Anna Nicole and Batwoman is a huge lesbo.
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6/2/2006
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Hollywood’s got our kids dressing in black face. Oh Mammy!
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5/5/2006
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Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.
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9/9/2005
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Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.
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5/23/2003
NEWS
Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.
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1/10/2003