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Paris Is Starving For Nachos

Paris Is Starving For Nachos

This week Dubya’s poll numbers are in the toilet, Lindsay Lohan wants to get married, Paris’ boytoy crashes a Bentley, and more celeb debauchery.

 

Suck My News Weekly: K-Fed Is Vanilla Ice

Suck My News Weekly: K-Fed Is Vanilla Ice

This week K-Fed’s rap song leaks on the internet, Leonardo DiCaprio breaks up with Gisele, and Mohammad Ali comes face to face with the Angel of Death.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Star Trek is Gay

Suck My News Weekly: Star Trek is Gay

This week a Star Trek cast member comes out of the closet, Stallone wants to do another Rambo, and there might be another crazy Jackson on the loose.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Your Mom Uses Steroids

Suck My News Weekly: Your Mom Uses Steroids

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Julia Gives Birth To Devils!

Suck My News Weekly: Julia Gives Birth To Devils!

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Suck My News Weekly: A Tribute To Dungeons and Dragons

Suck My News Weekly: A Tribute To Dungeons and Dragons

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.