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Talkdown: Harry Potter

Talkdown: Harry Potter

This week Lou grills Harry Potter on the final book, and finds out whether he dies or not!

 

Perez Hilton Should Die

Perez Hilton Should Die

Like you, Philip Norris believes that Perez Hilton is an idiot.

 

Child Star Almost Dies

Child Star Almost Dies

Haley wrecked his car, Snakes switched to trains, and there’s no privacy at the sperm bank. Philip Norris is your man, although he’s too much of a pussy to go to the Middle East right now.

 

A World Without Star Jones

A World Without Star Jones

Star Jones almost died this week from getting a boob job. In this episode, Philip Norris ponders a world without this very fat lady who annoys the crap out of all of us.

 

Clay Is Not Gay?

Clay Is Not Gay?

This week Bush will address the nation, Google loves the communists, Joaquin Phoenix almost dies, Chris Penn does die, and Clay Aiken is gay.

 

New Year's Eve Sucks

New Year's Eve Sucks

This year New Year’s Eve sucks, the donut man dies, New Orleans comes back to life, and your mom looks at porn.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Brat Pitt Almost Dies

Suck My News Weekly: Brat Pitt Almost Dies

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.