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FAT KONG
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Slinky on a treadmill
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Crackhead at Funeral
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News Girl Caught With Something Between Her Legs
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Make a video game controller out of anything.
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Wheel of Fortune Fail
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17-year-old Pistol Whips Her Mom For a Car
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Wii Fit with Britney Spears
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Color Vision Deficiency
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Lindsay Lohan's Boob Song
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What's In a Stupid Name?
What’s with Tom Cruise naming his Scientology baby Suri? How about Gwyneth Paltrow’s baby, Moses? Why do celebrities insist on naming their babies such stupid names?
Wanted: Sex with Tenant
In this episode, Philip Norris applauds Craigslist sex and hopes that other websites will help people get their freak on.
A World Without Star Jones
Star Jones almost died this week from getting a boob job. In this episode, Philip Norris ponders a world without this very fat lady who annoys the crap out of all of us.
LG Special Report: A Truce with Hollywood
This week Philip Norris and LiquidGeneration announce that they are calling a truce with Hollywood. Who do we want to make nice with? Who do we want to continue to bash? Tune in!
Gary Busey's Toothy Smile
This week Philip Norris unloads on the real reason LiquidGeneration is moving to Los Angeles: to bask in the God-like radiance that is Gary Booth’s Toothy Smile.
Britney Is A Sucky Mother
This week Britney Spears almost kills her child, the world almost explodes, and other heartbreaking things that make you happy.
Vegas Loves Hooters
This week Hooters Casino opens in Las Vegas, a Full House actress is addicted to crystal meth, and there’s a Superbowl game or something.
Chuck Norris Surfs The Net
This week the internet made fun of Chuck Norris, the Golden Globes bored people, Jolie and Pitt hyphenate they’re kids’ names, and Goatse frightens your friend.
Jennifer Aniston Bares All
This week the world got a glimpse of Jennifer Aniston’s boobies, winter storms made everyone stay indoors and talk to their families, and Mel Gibson does the Holocaust.
Paris Is Starving For Nachos
This week Dubya’s poll numbers are in the toilet, Lindsay Lohan wants to get married, Paris’ boytoy crashes a Bentley, and more celeb debauchery.
Suck My News Weekly: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Create Alien Baby
Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.
Suck My News Weekly: Angelina Eats Adopted Baby!
Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.
Suck My News Weekly: Bennifer's Coke-Sniffing Baby
Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.
Suck My News Weekly: Four More Years of Baby Bush
Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.