Do you remember that song you used to sing when you were a little kid about your boobs and butt and balls and how they all hang low? Well, we just rewrote it.

It's time to hop on your skateboard and take on the streets of Tokyo. Dodge businessmen, bicyclists, garbage cans, and even Godzilla to make it to the finish line.

Watch this video footage and see for yourself if Paula Abdul is a drunken wreck that needs an intervention. Frankly, we think somebody put tequila in her whiskey.

Take this quiz and find out which Major League Baseball player you most resemble. Then pick up a copy of MLB 08: The Show on PSP!

Get in your helicopter and bomb all the targets!

Take aim and see how many targets you can hit in a given time.

Try to get to the finish line without being spotted by the spot lights.

Choose your tank and get ready to race!

LG’s own pint-sized fly of love grills the star of Hot Rod and SNL on all things sexy! Be sure to see the movie, in theaters August 3rd!

The dudes in Pineapple Express don't know if they're paranoid because they've partied too much, or if bad guys are trying to kill them. Have you ever felt the same way? Brought to you by Pineapple Express, in theaters August 6.

Look who we're putting in the Crazy Chamber -- Daxter from the PSP game! Does he have what it takes to survive the chamber's craziness?

How do you know if you're really, truly in love? You listen to our resident sex expert, The Spanish Fly!

This week the Spanish Fly interviews actor Efren Ramirez. Don’t know who he is? Yes you do. He played Pedro in Napoleon Dynamite. Watch him discuss his new movie Crank -- and his ding-dong!

Hear George W. Bush rap about his victory in his own Beastie Boys-esque way.

Philip Norris can't afford gas, and so can't you. It's okay, he has a couple solutions.

Hollywood’s favorite sluts have gotten themselves into a heap of trouble again! This time in a dance club! Also, see how Paris Hilton reacts when she tries to become a virgin! The drama!

It’s time to grab yourself a gun and play a game of Russian Roulette with your favorite celebrities: Lindsay Lohan, Tara Reid and the Governator.

A parody of the hit 50 Cent song where Tom Cruise rolls into a candy shop to pick up the last remaining virgin in Hollywood : the young and innocent Katie Holmes.

Attention, Soldier! It's time for you to Report for Duty! Get in your jeep, pick up your men, and move out!

In this episode of Celebrity Slutsicles – sung to Grease’s "Summer Nights" – Lindsay Lohan is in rehab and the rest of the Sluts come to get her out.