Do you remember that song you used to sing when you were a little kid about your boobs and butt and balls and how they all hang low? Well, we just rewrote it.

Join Lindsay as she sings about her disastrous attempt at drying out, to the tune of a beloved Christmas classic.

This game is so loaded with psychedelic cuteness that it will make you lapse into an epileptic seizure! Everyone’s playing it, especially crazy little Japanese men.

This week the Spanish Fly interviews actor Efren Ramirez. Don’t know who he is? Yes you do. He played Pedro in Napoleon Dynamite. Watch him discuss his new movie Crank -- and his ding-dong!

Why are people obsessed with Lindsay Lohan’s boobs? Because they’re delicious.

It’s time to grab yourself a gun and play a game of Russian Roulette with your favorite celebrities: Lindsay Lohan, Tara Reid and the Governator.

In this episode of Celebrity Slutsicles – sung to Grease’s "Summer Nights" – Lindsay Lohan is in rehab and the rest of the Sluts come to get her out.

We show you two celebs and you tell us who you'd rather…you know! Compare your results with the rest of our visitors to see how your tastes match up.

Rock out with this awesome band name game! Match up pictures to spell out band and artist names. And if it’s too hard, you can always trash your hotel room.

‘N Sync’s Lance Bass is finally out of closet! Watch Lance celebrate his gayness with his parody of the Gnarls Barkley song “Crazy.” It’s a gay-tastically awesome time!

Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Tara Reid and Jessica Simpson are not just a bunch of sluts – they’re a bunch of sluts on popsicle sticks! In this episode, watch them as they’re about to die in an elevator!

Everybody’s favorite celebrity sluts are back for another round of slutiness. This time Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Tara Reid and Jessica Simpson talk about the latest gossip on their cellphones!

If this Music Trivia game will teach you anything, it's that you know nothing about music -- unless you're as smart as us, which we know you're not because we did it with your music teacher and she told us so. Snap!

LiquidGeneration created this piece during Britney Spears' pregnancy. Read her Fetus’ blog, watch the Fetus’ webcam, talk with the Fetus via Instant Messenger!

Andy & Kickel are a 1940s prepubescent vaudeville comedy act with a penchant for stupid knock knock jokes.

See President Bush on his ranch in Crawford, Texas. Heck, you can even sing-a-long with him!

The Suck My News Network's Philip Norris interviews our favorite popstar Britney Spears.