These quotes came out of the mouths of people who deserve to die because they are ugly.

Screwed or skewered? Check out pictures from movies and try to guess whether the girls are getting laid or getting dead.

In theaters 3-14-08. A futuristic action thriller where a team of people work to prevent a disaster threatening the future of the human race.

In theaters 6-28-08. The “July 20 Plot” on Hitler’s life is one of the most heroic but least known episodes of World War Two. Severely wounded in combat, Colonel Claus von Stauffenberg returns from Africa to join the German Resistance and help create Operation Valkyrie, the complex plan that will allow a shadow government to replace Hitler’s once he is dead.

In theaters 1-4-08. In this remake of the Japanese horror film "Chakushin Ari", several people start receiving voice-mails from their future selves -- messages which include the date, time, and some of the details of their deaths.

In theaters 11-21-07. Directed by the Coen Brothers and based on the acclaimed novel by Cormac McCarthy. Violence and mayhem ensue after a hunter stumbles upon some dead bodies, a stash of heroin and more than $2 million in cash near the Rio Grande.

In theaters 10-26-07. Jigsaw and his apprentice Amanda are dead. The genesis of Jigsaw's evil is unveiled, exposing the puppet master's true intentions and the sinister plan for his past, present and future victims.

Spin the reel, pick a letter and try to solve the puzzle. This edition features movies about pictures or the people who take them.

Spin the reel, pick a letter and try to solve the puzzle. This edition features movies with Fat people or things. Chunks of love.

Spin the reel, pick a letter and try to solve the puzzle. This edition has to do with Tennis events, people, or balls. Wimbledon might be one of them.

Spin the reel, pick a letter and try to solve the puzzle. This edition features fatties, and the people who love them.

Buy your tickets, get your candy, turn off your cellphones and stuff your face full of popping corn. It’s time to play the Movie Poster Game!

These movie questions pertain to people exhibiting their springtime rights to be horny.

The following stupid movie questions involve old people who are about to die (that means you, grandma!).

If you find yourself talking like a psychotic Guido from New Jersey who happens to kill people and watch Mobster Movies, then this Stupid Movie Quiz is probably for you.

People think action movies have the worst dialogue ever written. We respectably disagree. Every word out of Vin Diesel’s mouth is gold.

Buy your tickets, get your candy, turn off your cellphones and stuff your face full of popping corn. It’s time to play the Movie Poster Game!

This week’s quiz is about movies involving short actors or characters. And it’s about short people. Aren’t short people funny?