Absurdist internet memes at their absurdiest.

If you're going to sleep with a married woman, be prepared for the consequences.

Recutting a movie trailer so it looks like a different genre all together is my fave!

For her birthday party and Mr. Chows, Britney decided to dress up in a pair of underpants! Huzzah!

Ever since there was a Christmas there was someone trying to steal it.

Rip Torn was arrested for drunken driving today in upstate New York. Take that, Nick Nolte's mugshot!!

With pop stars flashing their va-jay-jays everywhere it’s getting harder and harder to figure out who’s a pop star and who’s a porn star. See if you can do it in the latest version of our popular game!

Our mom loves Jonny Lives. And you know what? Our mom knows good music, 'cause this stuff is really good. Thanks Jonny Lives for stopping by our studio and telling stories! We love storytime!

Those paparazzi pics can only get you so close. Liquid Generation’s News Team takes you on a fantastic voyage right into Brit’s flesh canyon.

Favourite Sons stopped by our crunky studio and played a few ditties, on of them being "Hang On Girl." We sing it in the shower now.

Is Fabiola wearing lingerie, or is IT wearing HER? Ha!

This blow job kit is a must-have for every single gal!

These pill pillows are made to look like anti-depressants! Ingenious!

A British man, as a non-threatening hooligan-type, explains what "Uban Sprinting" is. Watch him terrorize the mall!!

For whatever crazy-assed reason, Courtney Love decided to dress up as the Queen of England. It wasn't even Halloween!

Every teenage boy should be able to use this mouse pad without a problem!

Lucy Pinder plasters Michelle Marsh's breasts. They're making the plaster cast into a towel rack -- get it? Towel rack??

South Park's famous "cripple fight" was taken scene-for-scene from a Rowdy Roddy Piper movie. That's what our intern tells us!!

This Puerto Rican preacher thinks he's the second coming of Jesus, and his followers are paying him for it! What a douche!

This commercial is part of a new wave of super-freaky, anthropomorphic tv ads, that seem especially popular for cany companies. But we don't know what anthropomorphic means.