Oh, please, like you haven't seen these a thousand times before!

She used to be on Malcolm, but now Hayden Panettiere just acts like she's not am underage hottie.

This photoshopped picture of American Idols Blake and Chris got the fag-friendly AI fans out there all knotted up – until people started actually LOOKING at it and realized how fake it was.

I bet she even has a yeast infection like us, too.

If you're going to fall off a 9-story building, at least land like you're in a cartoon.

Locksley are from the NYC, but they channel Liverpool like few bands can nowadays. This session was probably the most fun we’ve had since we started the series, and it was all because the guys in the band were having as much fun as we were. This track is from their most recent record Don’t Make Me Wait in stores now.

Here's a question: Was Al Reynolds gay before he married Star? Or did he just turn gay? (See picture)

Blasphemy? Maybe. But who hasn't dreamt of a gay Jesus singing Diana Ross?

Here's Ryan Seacrest shopping with a male "friend." Hollywood grocery stores always make people look so gay!

And now for the gals and gays… MALE MODELS IN THEIR UNDIES!

We liked Mezzanine Owls so much that we had to put up two of their songs this week. How awesome is that distorted keyboard lead that snake sin and out of the performance. We here at LG like keyboards. They are like magic.

Learn to bulk up just like the [guys who play] gladiators do!

Wow, an Olsen goes out shopping in her bra! Too bad we're not seeing anything. At all.

I guess the Vagina Monologues came to this town. Still weird.

Here's a preview of the DVD packaging for Borat! Looks likes it's straight off the black market!

Madonna and hubby Guy Richie like to play dress-up to keep their sex life fresh.

The 80’s were so awesome, it makes you wish the 90’s and today never happened. So give those Ghostbusters toys a rest for a moment and take this quiz: it’ll tell you exactly what kind of 80’s person you are (like a Yuppie, a New Waver or a Valley Kid). Also, be sure to see Kickin’ It Old Skool, in theaters April 27!

Frances Bean is currently going through that awkward teen phase, where should could end up beautiful like her father, or a bloated stripper-turned-celebrity-turned-tragedy like her mother. Only time will tell.

Ever-freaky Courtney Love looks like a bloated, exploding French maid. Even Paris looks normal next to her.

The Olsen Twins are now one chick, since both of them are basically half a person.