Girlfriend really needs a new hairdresser! Whoever told her that inch-long peach fuzz was enough to knot a bunch of bleached horse hair to was SERIOUSLY wiggin, yo.

WQXR's morning show runs a *little* longer than normal... 'cause there's a WOLF in the station! BOIOIOIOING! (From Derrick Comedy)

Britney Spears was caught on film coming out of Millennium Dance Studios, looking better than she has in a long time! Check out those abs!

It sure is nice to hear a band play Rock N’ Roll how it used to be…fun and upbeat. If you think you’ve heard this song before, it’s because you have. It’s a cover of the Beatles classic from their 1964 record Meet The Beatles!

If 70 pounds isn't anorexic, then I have a long way to go!!

I once overdosed on sexy. But then John Travolta brought me back by stabbing my chest with a needle. I'm cool now.

Me love you long time!

"Illegal Aliens" is as big of a B-movie as you can get. And Chyna Doll's performance is worthy of a John Waters film!

Jared Leto got fat for his role as John Lennon's killer. Then he got skinny for his roll as rock music killer. Because he's a douche.

At a conservative political conference, the world's biggest tranny bitch, Ann Coulter, called John Edwards a bundle of sticks. The Fox network doesn't even care.

LeeLee Sobieski looked hot at the Oscars Vanity Fair party.

Is this a serious song? Or an obvious joke? What kind of self-denied, no-longer-gay man would write a song against gayness and then wear a pink shirt in the video?

Apparently, a 2-minute-long repetitive rap about how this flea market is just like a mini-mall is what drives folks in Mongomery, Alabama, to shop there.

Cincinnati Bengal Chad John gives a locker room interview after a game, during which he sustained a heavy blow to the head. You think he might have gotten a concussion?

Pigeon John doesn’t play any “acoustic” business, but he still came up to our studios and rocked some live hip-hop with his DJ. It’s the kind of stuff that will get your head nodding and your brain smiling…I mean if a brain can smile that is.

"I will always be known as Cookie Monster, but I will no longer be a cookie monster."

Jessica bangs John Meyer, Israel’s bombs explode, and a polygamist leader blasts off to jail. Philip Norris has the stories – and he’s completely un-Photoshopped.

What happens when you start up your computer in a Library? It makes a loud start-up sound. Sometimes it makes a long, LOUD start-up noise.

Mel Gibson filmed this Sheriff's video long before the world knew he was an anti-semitic drunkard.

We'd scream too if we thought John Travolta from Battlefield Earth was holding us.