This is kid totally has groupies that want to make out with him.

We'd like this video a lot better with fake blood and guts.

We totally want to bring this monkey home and bathe it with a sponge.

Did you see these two bust heads on The Late Show with David Letterman? It was hilarious only because it proves one thing: liberals are taking over Letterman’s hair plugs.

This week Lindsay Lohan admits that she’s skinny and that she’s done snorting drugs. Yeah, whatever Lindsay!

Bring in the New Year with this retardedly special e-card.

Here’s a classic Saturday Night Live skit with lots and lots of cowbell.

This keyboard needs it's mouth washed out with soap.

When swearing on live television, always remember to wash your mouth out with soap.

Our exploration of fascinating Asians continues this week with an awesome freestyle performance by a Chinese rapper.

Want to make your friend believe that they are being drafted into service by the United States Military? Well now you can with this easy and socially irresponsible email prank.

Those crazy asians are at it again, this time with a rendition of a Backstreet Boys song.

This week Dubya’s poll numbers are in the toilet, Lindsay Lohan wants to get married, Paris’ boytoy crashes a Bentley, and more celeb debauchery.

This week K-Fed’s rap song leaks on the internet, Leonardo DiCaprio breaks up with Gisele, and Mohammad Ali comes face to face with the Angel of Death.

Watch people fall into a water bed. We're hoping one of those beds is filled with urine.

Here's a picture of Lindsay Lohan's inspiration. Hopefully her boobs will look as big as this guy's.

Why do ugly people always have to ruin the fun?

Ah, the days when Lindsay Lohan had boobs. We long for those days.

The F.C.C is going a little too far with this censorship thing, dontcha think?

We will not go to prom with this girl until she shoots herself in the head.