Here’s a shot-for-shot reproduction of the Full House intro by some indie San Francisco band. Totally rad!

Send your friends and family a New Years Eve e-card that doubles as a warning not to get drunk and knocked up in the New Year.

See if you can tell the difference between two very embarrassing eras in modern history.

This week your family celebrates a holiday, Elton John gets married, New Yorkers walk to work, and the inventor of the internets starts a blog.

If this year is known for anything, it’s the caliber of breasts that strutted before our eyes.

See what happens when a midget alligator chases the faces of silly Japanese women.

People make bad decisions. Even Mike Ditka.

This week somebody kills Santa, Morgan Freeman stops racism, people search for Britney Spears on the internets and Kevin Federline drives a Ferrari. Not much going on.

Are baseball players all juiced up on steroids? They and their small testicles are denying it, but we’ve got photographs.

Alcoholics love to talk. See if you can guess the movie where these drunken quotes came from.

This week the world got a glimpse of Jennifer Aniston’s boobies, winter storms made everyone stay indoors and talk to their families, and Mel Gibson does the Holocaust.

He's like the gay Napoleon Dynamite.

No wonder why the Americans are losing in Iraq.

This keyboard needs it's mouth washed out with soap.

Some like the wing, others like the breast. You like the dong.

Can you tell the difference between real celebs and their impersonators? We can because we’re awesome.

When swearing on live television, always remember to wash your mouth out with soap.

This week Jessica and Nick call it quits, President Bush gives a hilarious speech and Vince Vaughn is a drunk!

Our exploration of fascinating Asians continues this week with an awesome freestyle performance by a Chinese rapper.

Do not watch this video if you want to sleep tonight. This is probably the most disturbing dance since "The Carlton" on Fresh Prince of Bel Air.