Here's Ryan Seacrest shopping with a male "friend." Hollywood grocery stores always make people look so gay!

Hollywood's Drug Problem. Bad for young jonesing starlets… good for Star Jones!

Larry shows his Anna tattoo to the good people at Access Hollywood. It's kinda weird.

Funnyman Richard Jeni died Saturday morning in Hollywood, with an apparently self-inficted gunshot wound to the head. Sadness.

The 80’s were so awesome, it makes you wish the 90’s and today never happened. So give those Ghostbusters toys a rest for a moment and take this quiz: it’ll tell you exactly what kind of 80’s person you are (like a Yuppie, a New Waver or a Valley Kid). Also, be sure to see Kickin’ It Old Skool, in theaters April 27!

Recently actress Penelope Cruz won an award for Best Boobs in Hollywood. Congrats, Penelope. Bravo.

Dude I'm totally having a pink Afghan on my casket when I die!

Join famous director turned archeologist James Cameron as he makes an amazing discovery in Jesus’ tomb… Jesus himself!

This week in the LG Studios we have a band originally from Canton, Oh called Lovedrug. They played three songs for us from their sophomore record called Everything Starts Where IT Ends which will be in stores on March 6th. The band is currently on Militia Group and will be touring a ton for the new record. Go see them, you won’t be disappointed!

Anna Nicole Smith died in a south Florida hotel, after collapsing in her room at the Hard Rock Hotel in Hollywood, FL. Rest in peace, Crazy Lady.

She not exactly restrained, but her body is totally of the chain! Hey-o!

More from the Paris Exposed files! It's official: she's totally baked!

"Synthetic Coke" was a vial of fake cocaine that was once available in "adult" stores. Here's a commercial for it from New York. Party!

This is an infamous store in Maine. Their slogan is, "If we ain't got it, you don't need it." True dat.

Recent trip to a West Hollywood burger joint: Britney's classy!

Recent trip to a West Hollywood burger joint part deux: wait, no, Britney's not classy.

Is that a white residue better known for lining the nostrils of Hollywood's biggest partiers? Or are we just jerks?

Two of the best butts in the business get friendly at the Golden Globes. Thank you, Access Hollywood.

So her people are totally denying that this is a Britney track (obviously the video part is just a montage). Still, I'd love to hear such a bold pooh-on-the-head of mister K-Fed.

I'm totally creeped out by TMX Elmo…. Here he is in action.