This cute, mini-Lohan flashed her pants to the paps – and they loved it!

Liver spots? Check. Bags under the eyes? Check. Sagging mouth? Check. Creepy old lady neck? Check. Looks like Goldie Hawn should be CHECKing in at her plastic surgeon!

You don't need to speak this guy's language to understand this wire basket-thingy is awesome! What can't it do?

In everything this doctor does, he gives it his all.

Well if jerkin' it wasn't easy enough – now lazy Japanese men can use this gadgit to do it for them!

The minty flavor is actually a numbing agent – it makes you lisp!

Male or female, this instructional video has tips for everyone! Plus, it's sexy & funny.

Paris & Nikki Hilton and Nicole Richie are seen here posing with Michael Jackson. Weirder still is the old man next to them with the oxygen machine.

At one time, Paris used a fake Ohio ID. The weirdest part? It lists her eyes as green, even though she has naturally brown eyes and wears blue contacts!

The Broken West are a band from Los Angeles who play a brand of good times power pop. A funny thing happened when they came by the LG Studios for an acoustic session. They transformed into a group that sounded more like The Band, then Cheap Trick. Pretty impressive stuff. Check them out in the LG MusicPlayer as well.

A farm in Australia was hit with a HUGE plague of mice! It's like the end of the world!!!

Sarah Silverman supports global warming so much, she made a movie about it! I'm super-excited to see what our tropical future holds!

It’s time for the best bowl ever! No, not a bowl full of Cookie Crisp… a bowl full of Super!

Match pictures to make band names. Yes, it's as easy as your mom, sister, grandma, and your girlfriend.

The perfect gift for that special do-it-yourself man in your life!

Legally we can't say WHAT that white-ish substance that Nicole appears to be snorting, but I'm calling it out as chaz.

Don't blow on this game cartridge if it's not working! It'll melt!

More from the Paris Exposed files! It's official: she's totally baked!

…Reach out and touch his receiver! Yeah, you heard it!

Matthew certainly likes to party it up with the ladies!