It's one thing to have a thing for older chicks but to be checking out the ass of some sculpture of an elderly Hobbit lady. That is creepy.

Crazy Japanese TV is always there to brighten your day. This guy bounces around like a real life Kirby.

Perez Hilton tried to trick the world into thinking Hayden Pe-something was caught by photographers with a vibrator. I suppose he assumed no one would check the internets. Loser.

Acute are a trio from Los Angeles who play pop music that is equally melodic and hooky. One song will have roaring power pop guitars and the next will lull you into submission with lush string arrangements and harpsichord solos! Check out their debut LP, “Arms Around a Stranger,” out now on Help Records.

Check out this color blindness test – you won't believe your eyes!

Miss USA showed poise in times of hardship when, during the Miss Universe Pageant, she fell on her tush and bounced right back up, as though nothing happened!

Check out this weird commercial of a lawyer advertising on TV that he wants only one client: Paris Hilton.

Lindsay Lohan is always bouncing in and out of my life.

Britney Spears was caught on film coming out of Millennium Dance Studios, looking better than she has in a long time! Check out those abs!

I'm actually more fascinated by why that girl's pants look like rubber. Weird.

Will Ferrell can't pay the landlady his rent, so she screams at him. Oh, did I mention she's a baby? Seriously you will crap yourself laughing at this. He can do no wrong.

This adorable Cambodian boy rides his pet python around the house! Unbelievable and cute! *Check out the end!*

Don't be distracted by his large, phallic guitar. There's a REAL "lil' Prince" he wants you to check out.

Britney is just looking freaky these days… here she is checking out the scene of photographers outside.

Britney left rehab this morning! One of her dancers apparently picked her up, less than 24 hours after she checked in.

Britney checked into Promises rehabilitation clinic, and the paparazzi already found her! She looks like Telly Savalas!

Britney checked into Promises rehabilitation clinic, and the paparazzi already found her!

The Silent Years are a Detroit based group who got lost and ended up in Los Angeles. Since they were already here, we figured they should come by the LG Studios and play us some songs. And you know what? That’s exactly what they did! Check out this brooding version of “Devil Got My Woman.”

Liver spots? Check. Bags under the eyes? Check. Sagging mouth? Check. Creepy old lady neck? Check. Looks like Goldie Hawn should be CHECKing in at her plastic surgeon!

The Broken West are a band from Los Angeles who play a brand of good times power pop. A funny thing happened when they came by the LG Studios for an acoustic session. They transformed into a group that sounded more like The Band, then Cheap Trick. Pretty impressive stuff. Check them out in the LG MusicPlayer as well.