And his dad was worried when he started playing with Barbie dolls.

Tom Cruise got fired, Israel is fired up, and Survivor is heating up… with racism! Philip Norris has the stories, unless he embarrasses himself trying to rap.

Probably the most adorable video on the internet. There's something about a kitten playing with a giant dog that makes us all warm and fuzzy on the inside.

What happens when you mash the A-Team with the cast members of Lost!!! Mash-atopia!!! (Maybe not.)

Check out this music video by rapper David Rolas. It's filled with booty shaking, motorcycle madness, more booty, and it's featured in the new movie "Crank." In theaters September 1.

These people are like the Abba of Siberia. So much hotter than the Pussycat Dolls, too.

We see nothing wrong with a little grope-action on your wedding day.

‘N Sync’s Lance Bass is finally out of closet! Watch Lance celebrate his gayness with his parody of the Gnarls Barkley song “Crazy.” It’s a gay-tastically awesome time!

This baby would taste so much more delicious with some barbeque sauce.

Imagine, it's your birthday and a coworker surprises you with this cake!

Mel faces Jail, New York faces heat, and Paris faces the press (and looks dumb). Philip Norris has the latest, and doesn’t have sex with boys!

This kid's life was ruined by tea bagging. Don't worry kid, a nation mourns with you.

It’s time to scare the crap out of your friends again with an LG Sabotage! This one involves a cop, a crash, and the sounds of bloody murder.

We know that Darth Vader had issues, but did you know that he had issssuuuuues? He seriously needs to have a sitdown with a psychiatrist. He's having a nervous beakdown!

Check out Jessica Simpson's new music video "Public Affair." It's filled with celebrities and boobs.

We'd like to believe this was our car. And we'd like to believe that our girlfriend had those boobs. Ah, she's going to break up with us.

Do you find Butt Floss sexy? Some people do, especially these ladies. And they love to show it off!

This girl can be our best friend(with benefits).

With so many people on Myspace , it can be easy to get lost in the crowd of crazies and drift away into abandoned profile world. Take this quiz, find out your true Myspace personality and post it on your page so other users can know what you’re all about!

Opening beer with your eyes can cause permanent drunkeness. For real.