Why do fat kids always have to be the stupid ones?

Mel faces Jail, New York faces heat, and Paris faces the press (and looks dumb). Philip Norris has the latest, and doesn’t have sex with boys!

Watch Justin Timberlake's new video "Sexy Back" and wonder whether or not he really has a sexy back. We vote no! Ew!

Pretending to have your neck slit on Fox News is hilarious, dude! No matter what a Fox News Reporter says!

If you have an office full of alcoholics then maybe you should get yourself a Vodka cooler!

See what happens when your dad has you for the weekend. That man-slut!

If the Sheriff was a hot girl – shoot-outs would have been a LOT sexier.

We know that Darth Vader had issues, but did you know that he had issssuuuuues? He seriously needs to have a sitdown with a psychiatrist. He's having a nervous beakdown!

Check out Jessica Simpson's new music video "Public Affair." It's filled with celebrities and boobs.

Have you ever seen a pair of boobs act this way before in your life?

We'd like to believe this was our car. And we'd like to believe that our girlfriend had those boobs. Ah, she's going to break up with us.

That's not expensive. Just the other day we had to chop off our collective penis for 1 gallon of Diesel. Our car doesn't even use diesel.

Never was there a game more challenging than Porn Star or Pop Star. It has porn, it has pop -- it's just a damn sexy game.

Ever since Ann Kournikova became a star, we have no problem admitting we're a bunch of communists.

You've seent he Zidane head butt footage, but have you seen all of it? This is a compilation of the internet's best CGI'd Zidane footage.

How else did you think animal crackers were made?

This woman has been to one too many picnics. Oh yeah, and isn't this your mom?

Is Suri Cruise an imaginary baby? Which game system is for racists? Which celebrity roof caught on fire? Philip Norris has the answers!

When kids pretend to be people they're not, the results are always hilarious. Like when the think they have super powers.

We wonder if this guy has a bad ear wax problem.