Britney Spears was just arrested for cocaine possession and prostitution! See the news report!

Here's a leaked screen shot from one of Britney Spears' music videos. It's censored because her nipples aren't really that big a deal.

Celebrities lucky enough to be parodied on South Park (Kanye West, Paris Hilton, and Britney Spears), are awesome...or idiots.

Is that a tampon sticking out of her underwear or is she just happy she's not going to bleed all over you?

Britney Spears almost ruined her career these last few years. Well, she's here with us now to apologize to the world. Also, Happy 27th birthday Britney!

Somebody is a bit too eager to get a piece of Britney Spears' new body.

This seals the deal. Today Britney Spears performed on Good Morning America and she looked smoking hot. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BRITNEY!

Lou is the FIRST to interview Britney Spears, who has just gone cuckoo for Cocopuffs. See her meltdown right before your eyes!

Ewwwwww.

Here are some photos of Britney from here latest video shoot. We likey.

It’s the video you’ve all been waiting for: The Britney Spears Sex Tape. Liquid Generation’s got the exclusive footage that nobody else has. Don’t you feel lucky? It’s sexy time!

Hear what happens when you isolate Britney Spears' vocal track. Or not because it might damage your ears.

After Britney realized she was wearing a bra, she immediately corrected the situation by taking it off and wrapping it around her head, Weird Science-style. Crazy again!

OMG, Britney Spears has a scar on her knee! We had no idea!

Jamie Lynn Spears has had her illegitimate child. Congrats Jamie Lynn, you are officially more white trash than your sister!

Learn all the ins and outs of Nintendo's WiiFit with chunktastic pop star Britney Spears!

Philip Norris discusses the fact the Britney Spears might be pregnant and who the father could be.

Almost forgot about you, how are you doing? Wearing sweatpants, smoking cigarettes, and showing a little bump, good to see you're staying the course.

Pregnancy is such an exciting time in a teenager's life, she has her whole life behind her.

Britney's secret to weight loss is apparently time travel which raises the very real possibility of an alternate 2003 being created where she never meets K-Fed.