There's nothing that will get writers back to work quicker than the threat this possible "TV show" poses to the American psyche.

There is no joke for this image, whether it's real or not, we don't know. Whatever the case, this is just plain wrong. Poor guy.

Ok, the truth is, it's only an art piece floating high in the sky. However, bet there was a bunch of perverts where down there taking pictures of the swollen dong.

In theaters 11-28-07. An irreverent look at life, love and mortality – through the lens of one of the most surreal experiences facing American families: when adult siblings are plucked from their everyday, ordinary, self-centered lives to care for an estranged elderly parent. There is a moment in everyone's life when childhood ends and adulthood begins, for Jon and Wendy Savage that moment is now.

There's nothing your Pilot can't do.

Judy Garland was a damn good looker.

There is way too much sexy here for words, but let us start with 'Rough".

There's nothing smoother than Michael McDonald and this gentleman clearly understands that.

There's nothing that says praise Satan quite like "synchronized light display".

If Michael Bay ran the military, there would never be any more wars.

When there just isn't enough time to fiddle with your gun safe its good to know you have a "back up" plan in the form of a shotgun mounted to your bed.

In theaters 11-21-07. Ruminations on the life of Bob Dylan, where seven characters embody a different aspect of the musician's life and work.

There's no special effect quite as special as a catfight.

There is nothing worse than a stinky ass child. Don't let your child's off putting body odor further offend your senses, wrap that little bastard in pine fresh scents.

Looking at this "burger" will not only make you sick to your stomach, but there is a probable chance that you just developed type 2 diabetes.

Chris Crocker and Alexis Arquette have officially made all women physically appalling. There is more estrogen between them than Rosie O'Donnell's thighs at an orgy. Too Far?

If there ever was a home for an ugly modeling agency, its jolly ole England. No shortage on broken noses and ugly teeth there. Think Winehouse has a contract?

In theaters 12-26-07. PT Anderson's new film is a story about family, greed, religion, and oil, centered around a turn-of-the-century Texas prospector in the early days of the business.

This is the height of efficiency. There is nothing, short of giving birth, that could better demonstrate a complete control of time management.

She's a one-eyed, one-horned, really fat celebrity who might eat you. There comes a time when you should no longer be in love with your body. That time is now, Beth.