Believe it or not, this costume is entirely homemade.

I seriously doubt these costumes have been endorsed by the Disney Corporation.

Apparently Beyonce was tired of Tyra showing her up with her crappy wigs, so Miss Bootylicious got one at the Halloween store.

For whatever crazy-assed reason, Courtney Love decided to dress up as the Queen of England. It wasn't even Halloween!

Just blow to see the results.

She's the cuddliest girl at the freak zoo!

This was my Halloween costume this year, but my banana was bigger.

Wow. K-Fed played the West Hollywood Halloween parade. What a douche.

There's more than meets the eye with this awesome Halloween costume! Hey-o!

It took me a second to realize the balloon was an udder. Fan-freakin-tastic!

I wish I knew how to quit you, Lassie!

I dunno if this is an elf costume or a cupid-bear or a doggy Robin Hood, but it's so frickin' adorable my eyes are bleeding.

A little spray paint can make your doggy purrrfectly adorable!

Hugh Hefner throws the best Halloween parties! Check out the celeb costumes this year!

Hugh Hefner throws the best Halloween parties! Check out the celeb costumes this year!

Sexy Abraham Lincoln asks, "Wouldn't you like to Four Score with me?"

When you go outside, set fire to your neighborhood and steal some candy. But first you need to buy a costume! Why not go costume shopping with The Angry Leprechaun?