When disaster strikes, we can only hope it strikes those who truly deserve it. The following situations are all developing as you read this. For each pair, pick the scenario that you think will happen first.

Who's hotter? Snooki or Lady Gaga? You decide

Who's hotter? Tiger's wife Elin or one of the dozen women he's banged? You decide!

Can you guess who is making sexy time and who is just sneezing?

Introducing our newest news game! We give you a crazy news headline, and you have to guess whether it's Total News or Total Lies. It's easy, but not as easy as your mom. Hey-oh!

Here's your chance to shoot the Kardashians! Why? Because they're annoying. Please note that we don't actually condone violence against. celebrities. This is just a joke. Except for the fact that we really hate the Kardashians.

Did she score or did she get gored? Check out pictures from movies and try to guess whether the girls are getting it on or getting murdered.

This year, instead of trick or treating, go bobbing for boobies!

We show you the picture of a girl's face and you have to guess whether she's a hotty or a big fat lady! It's hard. That's what she said!

Here’s a game that not just any movie buff can play. This game requires serial killer instincts!

Are you an expert on hip-hop and rap? This quiz will test how well you know hip hop street words, like “fly.” Don’t be such a white boy, check it yo!

Come one, come all, to the bedroom big top! Your sex life can seem like a circus sideshow sometimes. The question is: Are you a center-ring attraction beneath the sheet or are you the kind of freak that gets stuck outside the tent and pelted with tomatoes?

Here’s a game that’s similar to traditional Memory, but it involves Superheroes! Just match the superhero with his or her superhero symbol. If played enough, this game will make you SUPER smart.

It’s the year 3047 and a crazy space ship is flying through deep space at the speed of light. If that doesn’t tell you how much this game’s gonna rock intergalactic ass, nothing will.

This quiz will help determine who you’re most like on the show Heroes, so you’ll finally know whether you want to save the cheerleader or enslave her.

In case you didn’t realize it already, the Osbourne Family is evil – do everything you can to stop them.

We show you a picture of a person or pig with tattoos and you have to guess which it is. Pigs are sexy!

Even seen a really hot chick from behind and then she turns around and her face gives you nightmares? Of course you have it's your mom! Boom! Everything's hot but her face.

Are you a Jeff Spicoli from Fast Times, cruising through the school day on a cool buzz? Or are you Saved By The Bell’s Zack Morris, making education more bearable with killer parties. Take this quiz to find out what famous student you’re most like!

We show you a picture from a famous movie and you have to tell us whether it’s from a sex scene or murder scene. This is for movie nerds and perverts only.