It’s the year 3047 and a crazy space ship is flying through deep space at the speed of light. If that doesn’t tell you how much this game’s gonna rock intergalactic ass, nothing will.

Picking out your favorite twin is like choosing your favorite boob. It just doesn’t matter sometimes.

Nothing looks sexier than a woman wearing a bra. A dude, however? YUCK!

Your vote doesn’t really matter in this edition of WYR.

The SAG Awards were this week. How everyone looked is the only thing that matters.

Dumblore isn’t the only gay wizard that came out this week. See who else is out of the closet.

Whud’ya know about drunks? Hopefully a lot or else you’ll suck at this quiz.

Naming games is fun! I think I’ll call this one Larry, and this one Dave! Fantastico!

Thanksgiving is all about choices. Like choosing to eat so much you barf.

In Race Race Revolution it doesn’t matter whether you’re driving a Ferrari or a junky jalopy. What matters is the fast action – fast finger tapping action! Remember to get "The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift" on DVD and HD DVD, September 26!

If The Sopranos has taught us anything, it’s that nothing is sexier than a rotund, serial killing mobster. That type of guy gets the chicks every time.

Nothing looks hotter than a pair of giant funbags that don’t really exist.