This holiday season Santa Claus totally wants to drop bombs on all the little boys and girls. Help him make this happen.

Help these famous cinematic porkers out by finishing their lines so they can get back to eating. They’ll eat you if you get the answer wrong.

Sometimes boobs need a little support, and sometimes support is very, very sexy.

You’re Loki, a diminutive devil who can’t stand the underworld. You’ll have to outrun a raging river of lava if you want to escape Satan’s sanctuary. This game is really hot, lol.

This game is so loaded with psychedelic cuteness that it will make you lapse into an epileptic seizure! Everyone’s playing it, especially crazy little Japanese men.

If you get too famous, God curses you with ugly, stupid children. See if you can tell which celebrity parent gave life to this repulsive boy or girl.

These celebs have been drinking a little too much drinky drinky.

Kid Rock hosts this fight-tacular boob game.

In this Pac-Man parody, help Mary-Kate Olsen snort boatloads of primo cocaine. Be sure to play this with your kids.

Sgt. Butterman, little hand says it’s time to play who’d you rather.

Movie game time! Just match the pictures to make movie titles and you win a million dollars! (Just kidding about the million dollars!)

The 80’s were so awesome, it makes you wish the 90’s and today never happened. So give those Ghostbusters toys a rest for a moment and take this quiz: it’ll tell you exactly what kind of 80’s person you are (like a Yuppie, a New Waver or a Valley Kid). Also, be sure to see Kickin’ It Old Skool, in theaters April 27!

The most important boob game on the net takes on the least important awards show ever, The Golden Globes!

Like a little junk in the trunk? In this game, you have to figure out whose hot thong-clad butt you’re looking at. Hosted by Mr. Thong Song himself – Sisqo!

The Video Game Awards just happened, and since the actual awards show sucked, here's a little quiz that will test your knowledge of games that have very little to do with awards.

At Christmas everybody’s got a little soul.

These babes used their boobs to seduce Santa and his elves. See if you can use your little helper to figure out who they are.

Every vote counts in Who’d You Rather. Don’t bother to actually vote. It’s a waste of time. (We kid!)

Nick Is Kids! …and Nostalgic, Childhood-Obsessed 20-somethings!

This week we celebrate the viruses that make sex just a little less fun. We salute you, STDs!