Don’t know what to get everybody for Christmas? Why don’t you take a look at our crappy shopping guide?

This one time we mistook a wreath for some weed and we didn’t get high. Say no to drugs.

Do you ever get Santa or Grandpas mixed up? We do, and that’s why we decided to kill Santa. Kidding!

Do you ever get video gamers and gay people mixed up? You might think we’re retarded, but we certainly do. See if you’re the same way.

Do you ever get midgets and babies confused? We do because they’re both so damn adorable.

Do you get Star Trek and Star Wars things confused? We do and we’re a bunch of nerds!

We all know that Tara Reid has a drinking problem, but did you know she also has a hemorrhoid problem? It’s sad, but true. To help you mourn we created a game called Ass-Roids. It’s like Asteroids, but with hemorrhoids. Get it?

Have you gotten photos of the Hurricane Katrina devastation confused with images of Iraq? We certainly have.

Have you ever gotten a homeless person confused with the Son of God, Jesus Christ? We certainly have.

Spin the reel, pick a letter and try to solve the puzzle. This edition will get you high.

You’re Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck’s baby and it’s your job to get down the birth canal as soon as possible. Watch out, Britney’s fetus is gonna make your job very difficult!

You get ass-wasted everyday. Don’t you think it’s time to see what drink you are?

Spin the reel, pick a letter and try to solve the puzzle. This edition features comic book movies, which you watch because you can't get laid.

Spin the reel, pick a letter and try to solve the puzzle. This edition features characters who change their appearance to get the girl.

Beer Slut is the #1 drinking game for you and your friends to play and get butt stupid.

Buy your tickets, get your candy, turn off your cellphones and stuff your face full of popping corn. It’s time to play the Movie Poster Game!

Buy your tickets, get your candy, turn off your cellphones and stuff your face full of popping corn. It’s time to play the Movie Poster Game!

Buy your tickets, get your candy, turn off your cellphones and stuff your face full of popping corn. It’s time to play the Movie Poster Game!

Buy your tickets, get your candy, turn off your cellphones and stuff your face full of popping corn. It’s time to play the Movie Poster Game!

Buy your tickets, get your candy, turn off your cellphones and stuff your face full of popping corn. It’s time to play the Movie Poster Game!