Our console-by-console march continues with the original Playstation, or PSX, as those of us in the know call it. The X is because Playstation didn’t want to take the name of its white slave masters as its own.

Naming games is fun! I think I’ll call this one Larry, and this one Dave! Fantastico!

Adventure is calling you. No wait… that’s your dad telling you to stop tying up the computer with this stupid game.

Here is Part 2 of our awesome game where you are kidnapped by the Church of Scientology and sent to their evil world headquarters in Scientology Land. This one’s called, “The Wrath of Tom Cruise.”

These musicians (if you even want to call them that) sound like Velveeta. And that’s not a good thing.

Celebrities are known for looking like the homeless, or as they call them in San Francisco, Hippies.

Celebrities don’t think before they talk, and that’s why they always say stupid things. People call this Diarrhea of the Mouth, or as we call it -- Celebrity Diarrhea Mouth.

We all know that Tara Reid has a drinking problem, but did you know she also has a hemorrhoid problem? It’s sad, but true. To help you mourn we created a game called Ass-Roids. It’s like Asteroids, but with hemorrhoids. Get it?