When disaster strikes, we can only hope it strikes those who truly deserve it. The following situations are all developing as you read this. For each pair, pick the scenario that you think will happen first.

Who's hotter? Snooki or Lady Gaga? You decide

Who's hotter? Tiger's wife Elin or one of the dozen women he's banged? You decide!

Can you guess who is making sexy time and who is just sneezing?

Here's your chance to shoot the Kardashians! Why? Because they're annoying. Please note that we don't actually condone violence against. celebrities. This is just a joke. Except for the fact that we really hate the Kardashians.

It’s time to put on your Drunk Face and play BEER TAP GONE WILD. You play as a bartender who has to serve beer to the drunken masses at a few Spring Break water holes. Do you have what it takes…TO SERVE BEER?

Listen to the sound of famous people peeing, and then guess the famous movie it came from!

Think you’re the expert at famous Hollywood farts? Well then you are pretty sad. Hear the fart then guess which movie it came from.

This quiz will help determine who you’re most like on the show Heroes, so you’ll finally know whether you want to save the cheerleader or enslave her.

There is not better way to celebrate the new year than match celebrities with their boobs.

Whoose Boobs is the internet’s #1 celebrity boob game. We show you three boobs and you have to tell us who they belong to.

We've found pictures of all your favorite celebrities at the most horrible and embarrassing time of life: middle school. Can you see past the pimples and find your favorite (soon-to-be) celebrity?

Today is the day you look at butts and see who they belong to!

We show you a celebrity rap sheet, you have to guess who committed the crimes.

These celebrities like to drink milk because drinking baby blood would be too disgusting.

Whoose Boobs is the internet’s #1 celebrity boob game. We show you three boobs and you have to tell us who they belong to.

Do you know your cinematic spewage? Listen to the sweet sound of human up-chuck and try to guess which famous movie it came from.

Boob Alert! Check out these tiny, pre-silicon boobies and tell us who got implants!

We show you a picture of a celebrity who's kind of chunky and you have to guess who it is!

There’s a murderer on the loose and he’s killing all of your favorite celebrities! Look at the crime scene photos and try to guess who he killed!