These celebrities like to drink milk because drinking baby blood would be too disgusting.

Turn the lights off, pour yourself a glass of blood, and see if these photos are from a sex or murder scene.

Can you guys whether the chick you're looking at is hot or heavy? We bet you suck at this game.

We show you a portion of a picture and, that's right, you have to tell if it's a beautiful pair of boobs, a butt or a baby!

Find out if America's hottest hockey mom, Sarah Palin, wants to have your babies.

If these woman breastfed, their babies would have a BAC content of AWESOME!

Whud’ya know about drunks? Hopefully a lot or else you’ll suck at this quiz.

The Video Game Awards just happened, and since the actual awards show sucked, here's a little quiz that will test your knowledge of games that have very little to do with awards.

We always mistake really fat people with really skinny people. Yes, our eyes suck.

In case you’re wondering, Baby Eaters are those that are a little bit crazy, little bit zombie. They are not that sexy.

Can you tell the difference between a cheesehead and a deadhead? We can’t because we suck.

Do you ever get midgets and babies confused? We do because they’re both so damn adorable.

These mothers just had their babies, so naturally, their boobs are ginormous and fantastic.

You’re Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck’s baby and it’s your job to get down the birth canal as soon as possible. Watch out, Britney’s fetus is gonna make your job very difficult!

Buy your tickets, get your candy, turn off your cellphones and stuff your face full of popping corn. It’s time to play the Movie Poster Game!

Tom Cruise is known for his devotion to Scientology, being crazy, having a baby with Katie Holmes, but did you know he also makes movies? It’s true! That’s why we devoted a whole Stupid Movie Quiz to this quackjob.

We show you two celebs and you tell us who you'd rather…you know! Compare your results with the rest of our visitors to see how your tastes match up.