When disaster strikes, we can only hope it strikes those who truly deserve it. The following situations are all developing as you read this. For each pair, pick the scenario that you think will happen first.

See what happens when scientists from the Planet Shaka Khan perform their tests on Hollywood Legend Tom Cruise. The results are shocking, strange, and morally wrong.

Indie Chicks and Dudes are hot because they know how to dress, know how to sing, and know how to barf into a toilet when they get too drunk.

Boobs taste better when they are filled with a nice Ricotta cheese, dontcha think?

Sometimes boobs look better when they’re covered in pimples!

Take this quiz and when the dragon apocalypse comes you’ll know whether you’re going to be a Dragon Slayer or a Dragon’s Lunch.

Whoose boobs gets Cosbi-fied this week when Bill Cosby presents a line up of his favorite celebrity boobs!

Have you ever wondered what your nickname would be if you joined the Army? Well now you can when you take this quiz!

When the evil Shedder attacks who’d you rather don’t cut him no slack!

Get ready for all the mixed-up mashed-up fun when your favorite Disney Channel shows come together for Who’d You Rather !

Why settle for real boobies when you can draw your own?

We totally hate when we mistakenly drink urine instead of soup. They look so similar! Can you tell the difference?

Spin the reel, pick a letter and try to solve the puzzle. This edition features movies that are all about the road trip: that thing you do with your friends when you don't have a real job.

Do you play Halo2? Find out which character you are when you take this quiz.

Ashlee Simpson's motto: "When you can't sing, hoe dance."

College is when you learn dumb movie trivia and how to drink until you vomit. Both are equally important.

Now when you cross the border, you’ll have something to declare: inane knowledge of movie trivia!

Who needs books when you have movies? They do the imagining for you!

See if you can guess which cold-hearted bitch said what and in which movie. It’s a good way to pass the time when you’re hungover.