Finally, a cure for diabetes!

Nothing helps you lose weight faster than looking at pictures of celebrities in the best and worst moments.

Whenever a guy asks you to fight in a ring using no gloves or other protective gear, just say No.

Bring back The Diesel and put this in the Fast and The Furious 4 and we might buy a ticket.

In theaters 2-29-08. Will Ferrell stars in Semi-Pro, an outrageous comedy set in 1976 against the backdrop of the maverick ABA - a fast-paced, wild and crazy basketball league that rivaled the NBA and made a name for itself with innovations like the three-point shot and slam dunk contest.

Ole "Daft Hands" probably has his hands working overtime watching this video.

"Trust me, this works every time. Usually they continue to cry for a while, but after about 30 seconds they are fast asleep… for a while."

In theaters 2-29-08. Will Ferrell stars in Semi-Pro, an outrageous comedy set in 1976 against the backdrop of the maverick ABA - a fast-paced, wild and crazy basketball league that rivaled the NBA and made a name for itself with innovations like the three-point shot and slam dunk contest.

Unilever, Dove's parent company, also produces Slim-Fast and Ben & Jerry's. Which is it, fat is beautiful or ugly?

Tom Cruise and Katie "Robot" Holmes have used the power of Xenu to fast forward time to see what their beautiful baby girl will look like. My eyes… my eyes.

This man is the fastest stripper in the world! He is NOT the most attractive stripper in the world.

Hand-dance to Daft Punk's "Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger" – fast forward past the beginning; the lyrics are when the REAL magic happens!

This a-hole cop accuses a drive-thru worker of ripping him off, then maces her. Turns out he was wrong, wrong, wrong!

Caught On Tape: security camera footage inside a Quiznos. One guy punches out another guy. Apparently his sandwich wasn't toasty enough.

Mesmerizing.... Now find something useful for that talent, son.

At first I thought that guy was a big-baby-dumbass, but then I realized he's just French!

These guys tear it up around the library. I never knew cardboard could go so fast!

Kevin Federline did a Nationwide Insurance commercial that's scheduled to air during the Super Bowl – and people are upset that it's insulting to fast food workers!

No need to fast-forward through movies just to get to the good stuff – the sex scenes. Just play this video trivia game for the raunch you love!

Maybe you were too busy doing speed to notice the finer things in the fast lane, but we’ll give you the benefit of the doubt. Bust this pop quiz and we’ll let you off with a warning.