Let’s hope she has a big appetite.

Dubya is having trouble getting peace in the Middle East, so who does he call? His bestest friend in the whole world: George Bush Junior Jr! Oh yeah, and did we mention Junior Jr. is a cute little puppet?

Tom Cruise got fired, Israel is fired up, and Survivor is heating up… with racism! Philip Norris has the stories, unless he embarrasses himself trying to rap.

What do you do when one of your dance parteners has a seizure on stage? Keep on dancing!

We had no idea that Mario could deliver us a stand-up rountine through our Nintendo DS.

The funny thing is: This look is so much more sexy than the girls who have their thongs ALWAYS sticking out of their buisness.

Terrorists go to jail, Robin Williams goes to rehab, and Heather Mills goes fence-hopping. Philip Norris has the stories… and photos of Suri?

We have no idea what this clown is saying, but it makes us want to go to Taco Bell.

We have no other way to explain this video other than it's funny and it involves dancing.

If we ever learned how to play the piano like this, we would have never quit.

We kinda hoped one of this firecrackers would have blinded the person who lit all them.

See what happens when you don't have enough money for IKEA.

Why do fat kids always have to be the stupid ones?

Mel faces Jail, New York faces heat, and Paris faces the press (and looks dumb). Philip Norris has the latest, and doesn’t have sex with boys!

Watch Justin Timberlake's new video "Sexy Back" and wonder whether or not he really has a sexy back. We vote no! Ew!

Pretending to have your neck slit on Fox News is hilarious, dude! No matter what a Fox News Reporter says!

If you have an office full of alcoholics then maybe you should get yourself a Vodka cooler!

See what happens when your dad has you for the weekend. That man-slut!

If the Sheriff was a hot girl – shoot-outs would have been a LOT sexier.

We know that Darth Vader had issues, but did you know that he had issssuuuuues? He seriously needs to have a sitdown with a psychiatrist. He's having a nervous beakdown!