Paris Hilton was violated as a hungry photog tried to snap a picture of her "ladyness". The pap, is now blind.

Anne Hathaway is proof that milk does a body good. However, sucking on your boyfriend's hairy nipple isn't a strong selling point.

Don’t mess with Kirstie, she is hungry and isn't in the mood for any of your crap! Maybe she was angry the Chinese Restaurant didn't have FETTUCCINE!

Some zoological geniuses cross-bred a zebra and a horse. Now if they can just get it to mate with a unicorn, I can finally die happy.

Live Free or Die Hard? It’s the movie title that’s already a who’d you rather.

You are not hungry for abs... you are hungry for Hot Pockets!!

The video for Hard Place's song 'Get Your Hopes Up' is so weird... it's like 'Hungry Like the Wolf' meets Robot Chicken.

The Ben Stiller Show easily predicted the extreme direction the over-the-top comedically action-packed "Die Hard" series might take if left to keep sequel-ing itself. Here's an oldie but a goodie.

What would happen if America's Next Top Model did an American Apparel photoshoot with AA's creepy mustachioed founder, Dov Charney? Well someone might DIE.

Funnyman Richard Jeni died Saturday morning in Hollywood, with an apparently self-inficted gunshot wound to the head. Sadness.

Dude I'm totally having a pink Afghan on my casket when I die!

Somehow I'm not hungry for desert any more.

This hot, pants-less 18-year-old model recently died of a heart attack. Seriously, all the sexy skinny chicks are croaking!

Anna Nicole Smith died in a south Florida hotel, after collapsing in her room at the Hard Rock Hotel in Hollywood, FL. Rest in peace, Crazy Lady.

Nice job, scientists, way to kill a "living fossil" because of your sefish greed for information. Jerks.

Somehow she's actually made this gesture look even more obscene.

This used to be Nicole Richie's hero. Then she died.

Finally! Someone got an Olsen twin to eat!

Let's just say that if I died and they used Jessica's butt as the pillow in my coffin, I'd already be in heaven.

Classic SNL skit where "Tom Brokaw" tapes possible outcomes if Gerald Ford were to die. I personally like the wild dogs attack.