Fergie looks like the poster child for the Theory of Evolution. Who walks like this and what's with those curlers? Jesus!

This is funny to Germans as a re-dub of the Death Star Conference Room arguing about marketing. It’s funny to us because it sounds funny.

Celebrate the 30th anniversary of Elvis' death by watching him completely wasted on stage. He did not go out on top, in fact he went out on the crapper.

Anne Hathaway is proof that milk does a body good. However, sucking on your boyfriend's hairy nipple isn't a strong selling point.

Here's a gallery of how celebrities have aged over the years. One thing's certain: Death always wins!

Pop-schlock fake-punk Canadian Avril Lavigne is a hack, of course. Here's the proof! She totally ripped off Peaches.

Proof of reincarnation! Egads!

These emergency calls are hilarious! Except that now I've bled to death. Oh, can your taco save you now?

AP: Curtis Allgier stole a gun from a corrections officer and shot him to death Monday, when the prisoner was at a doctor's appointment in the University of Utah medical center. He was later captured at an Arby's.

He was shot in the back of the head. What a shame. Now the Sesame Street neighborhood Girl Scouts will never make enough money for their camping trip.

The Celebrity Proof Blackberry will protect celebrities who have the tendency to leave angry voicemails, film their own sex tapes, and snort a lot of drugs.

Bob Clark, the director of "Christmas Story," was killed yesterday morning by a drunk driver. Hollywood mourns.

DO NOT ACCUSE LOHAN OF DRUNK DRIVING. She will zap you.

Finally, irrefutable proof. She's too cute for words (though we still wrote some).

The Olsen Twins are now one chick, since both of them are basically half a person.

The Enquirer published ths photo of Anna Nicole's corpse, even though the picture wasn't real. How low will they go?

The E! Channel decides to end The Anna Nicole Show on a high note. Her untimely death.

Victoria Beckham doesn't need to wear a bra over her massive implants. Here's proof.

Ever wonder if those Nigerian spam letters are real? We've got some video proof.

Watch out! Death is right behind you!!