We don’t know what this dark magic entails, but this seems to be some sort of witch craft… or Photoshop.

Wait a minute.. Who wants their teeth to get darker?

If you get every joke in this song you are probably very intelligent although you live alone in a dark apartment.

Taken hours before she went off the deep end and shaved her head, Britney poses with some friends and shows us the dark side of the moon. I would be shocked if she managed to take a photo in which she wasn’t naked.

Some zoological geniuses cross-bred a zebra and a horse. Now if they can just get it to mate with a unicorn, I can finally die happy.

This life-like horse sculpture is made entirely out of driftwood! Beautiful, majestic, and safe from becoming dog food!

In a dark corner of a strip bar somewhere, Gene Simmons is eating his heart out.

Dina Lohan sure did look different when Lindsay was a baby... It must have been before the de-horse-ifying surgery.

Girlfriend really needs a new hairdresser! Whoever told her that inch-long peach fuzz was enough to knot a bunch of bleached horse hair to was SERIOUSLY wiggin, yo.

Jessica recently changed her hair to a dark brunette, and started acting like the dye was melting her brain!

Old people turn off the lights and act like they are having sex. Watch how the marks react!

Now we know who used to pull the Gravy Train!

Before he became the El Pollo Loco spokesman, this guy was a doormat for rodeo horses.

Salesman doesn’t know a horse from a butterfly.

Watch this guy mistake a butterfly for a horse. Yes, you've read that right. Home shopping hosts are geniuses!

Nothing looks sexier than a Japanese man in horse underwear.

She's a puppet. She's a little girl. She'll freak you out if you watch this alone, in the dark, without your woobee.

We hope this super cat doesn't like to ride horses. To think of what could happen.

We've heard of horse power, but Chicken Power? That is crazy! Right? RIGHT? HELLO?

We wonder if we look this hot while changing our clothes. Sadly, we'll never know because we change our clothes in the dark.