FAT KONG |
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Slinky on a treadmill |
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Make a video game controller out of anything. |
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Crackhead at Funeral |
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News Girl Caught With Something Between Her Legs |
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Wheel of Fortune Fail |
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17-year-old Pistol Whips Her Mom For a Car |
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Lindsay Lohan's Boob Song |
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Color Vision Deficiency |
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Paris Hilton In "Paris' Prison Blues" |
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If you're in the market for a cheap but entertaining DJ for your wedding, be sure to give this guy a call. He is an internet hero right now.
Because we're curious bastards, we noticed the Stardust Entertainment sign on the DJ's podium, so we paid their website a little visit. This is what it had to say:

Basically, they are such little liars, beause anyone who would use Comic Sans on their website is totally into booby slapping. Everyone knows that.
This little monkey was abandoned by his mother and has made a curious friend in a zoo pigeon. The two are inseparable… awww!
The "Brief Safe" can secure your cash, documents, and other small valuables from inquisitive eyes and thieving hands, both at home and when you're traveling. These specially-designed briefs contain a fly-accessed 4" x 10" secret compartment with Velcro® closure and "special markings" on the lower rear portion. Even the most hardened burglar or most curious snoop will "skid" to a screeching halt as soon as they see them — wouldn't you?