At a conservative political conference, the world's biggest tranny bitch, Ann Coulter, called John Edwards a bundle of sticks. The Fox network doesn't even care.

Classy network ESPN aired footage of Payton Manning dancing in a play as an 8th grader. You'll never look at pro quarterbacks the same again!

Ashley Olsen was hangin' out in just a bra and panties... then we caught her taking a cartoon poo! Ew, gross!

Some poor, heart-broken animator created a cartoon all about the heartache and physical torture of love. *Sigh*

Fox News has a hilarious take on the Cartoon Network/Aqua Teen "bomb" scare.

Even cartoons can have wonky eyes.

Did the Food Network slip in subliminal ads for McDonald's during Iron Chef America? Crazy!

I find Futurama to be lacking the kind of grit abd edginess I need in a cable television cartoon. Maybe they can Cowboy Bebop it up a notch.

This cat and dog par become bestest buds in what could easily be argued as the most adorable Looney Toons cartoon ever.

It’s Episode 2 of Liquid Generation awesome new cartoon series! In this episode, Ali & Habib get to run Tremendoustan’s very first Starbucks! Do they have what it takes to pour Venti Soy Lattes?

Even in Japan, it's cool to practice safe sex, kids!!

The Suck My News Network's Philip Norris interviews our favorite popstar Britney Spears.

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The Suck My News Network's Philip Norris interviews that pimple-faced Brit Harry Potter.

Go inside Hollywood in this ultra craptacular cartoon.

The Suck My News Network's Philip Norris interviews that hilarious terrorist Osama bin Laden.