Law & Order brings the love on Valentines Day.

I still can't get over how adorable this is – he just looks so NATURAL in that uniform!

Kevin Federline did a Nationwide Insurance commercial that's scheduled to air during the Super Bowl – and people are upset that it's insulting to fast food workers!

Recent trip to a West Hollywood burger joint: Britney's classy!

Recent trip to a West Hollywood burger joint part deux: wait, no, Britney's not classy.

I hope they didn't print too many of these wrappers out!

Christmas with the Family Guy is better than Hanukkah with King of the Hill

Wake up with the King… naked.

Order your own "HAMMERTIME" stencil at www.HammertimeStencils.com

This guy is the king of burgers. We won't tell Burger King's lawyers, though.

If you're going to sleep with a married woman, be prepared for the consequences.

Order a delicious Cow Pie for the holidays! Rush shipping arrives in time for Thanksgiving!

This puts all other so-called "big burgers" to shame.

Two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun! But better!

When your drive-thru order-takers fail you, you take your order to… India?

This guy knows a good burger when he eats one! Delish!

Only special people with helmets can conquer The Big Burger.

Watch as a naked drunken burger clown terrorizes a small town and leaves it traumatized forever.

For purposes of national security we have to ask: How F**king American Are You?

We show you two celebs and you tell us who you'd rather…you know! Compare your results with the rest of our visitors to see how your tastes match up.