An NYC policeman pushes a Critical Mass bicyclist to the ground, and by "pushes" I mean totally makes him an asphalt sandwich.

Uma Thurman is as scared as you are of whatever is growing in her stomach.

Sure beats an above ground pool, that's for sure.

Almost forgot about you, how are you doing? Wearing sweatpants, smoking cigarettes, and showing a little bump, good to see you're staying the course.

Mariah Carey married Nick Cannon without a pre-nup, which means he presumably could steal this sweet Teen Choice Awards surfboard and like a bajillion dollars.

Pregnancy is such an exciting time in a teenager's life, she has her whole life behind her.

The hair is not distracting from your baby bump, it just makes your whole appearance more disturbing.

Scientists in South Korea have so much free time, they have managed to clone glow in the dark cats. Now they can fight off the flying monkeys from N. Korea.

Someone build these two bastards from the ground up out of legos and lonely Sunday nights. Pretty impressive if you ask us, but you didn’t… so we will shut up.

Milton Bradley was injured yesterday in one of the most embarassing ways possible. His own coach tossed him to the ground and tore his ACL.

Slip 'n Slide's are universally acknowledged as unsafe. This hillbilly ignored common sense and threw his babies like he's trying to get a 7-10 split.

When we first thought up the idea for the Live at LG acoustic sessions this is pretty much what we had in mind. One guy, one keyboard and goose bumps!

Jimmy Kimmel sends parking lot attendant, Guillermo, to bump Matt Damon from "The Bourne Identity".

Professional skater Jake Browne tears some major track and then pulls off, an unheard of 720. Only to fly into the air and fall 50 feet to the ground. Ouch!

Some argued that Michael Richards' infamous N-word debacle was an attempt at humiliating a heckler, gone terribly awry. The comedic master Bill Hicks (RIP) shows how it's *really* done.

Note to self: Next time, don't eat massive bean 'n' cheese burrito before bungee jump. Got it.

Mando Diao have been a favorite here at LG for some time now. We actually had a bunch of people from the office head out to the Troubadour to see them live last month. Needless to say we were all pretty psyched when the band stopped by for a session, and they didn’t disappoint. Here’s the first of three songs they played from their new record Ode to Ochrasy.

A Tae Kwon Do fighter gets kick in the head so hard that he falls to the ground, then tries to get up and stumbles around like a drunken jerk! Yay sports!

At a mere 49 Melanie Griffith is sagging in all the wrong places (because there are *right* places to sag) and her knees aren't making her look any younger.

This track is an acoustic version of the first track off of the Mezzanine Owls debut album called Slingshot Echoes. We love it when a band comes in and does a version of a song that’s a lot different from the studio recording. After you listen to the Live at LG version head over to their site to hear the original.