Altar boys run crying where these two streets meet.

During a Pussy Cat Dolls performance, one of the girls almost lost a boob out of the bottom off her cropped shirt! Unfortunately for the world, it was the ugliest Doll.

What happens when a mob of Mac fan-boys are in line for the iPhone, and a reporter interviews one of four people in the country with the gadget? Why some moron comes along, that's what.

Paris donned a black wig to make an "incognito" escape to Maui after her Larry King interview. I guess saving the world can wait for vacation!

Never heard of this boy band before, but there's so much awkward sexuality going on here I don't know where to start. Maybe "interracial gay pedophilia" is a good place.

Jessica is the world's fattest child – and American. It's bizarre that this news story is done by German television, but it just makes me think of that chocolate-loving foreign exchange student on the Simpsons, and I giggle. P.S., you'll probably recognize her sofa-dance.

Here we can see the audition tape for a young boy practicing for American Idol. He isn't very good, so chances are he will win.

Some business jerk goes absolutely berserk (like our rhyming style??) 'cause some Ian dude didn't show up for a meeting. Possibly very well-staged video, but he's still a hilarious d!©khead.

Elwood was named the World's Ugliest Dog 2007! He's a 2-year-old Chinese Crested and Chihuahua mix. I think he's the most adorable, ugly thing ever!

Sean Preston Federline was driving a Cadillac during a family go-kart outing. Damn, dat boy's PIMP!

The x-ray of a snake that swallowed two lightbulbs is now in Ripley's Believe it or Not Museum, right next to the wolf-boy who DIDN'T appear on Sally Jesse.

Hard Gay is not the kind of guy you'd leave alone with your kids. So let's watch him try to make a little boy enjoy some food!

What happens when Dwight decides to tape-record an office meeting? Why, sabotage, that's what!

I think it's the little boy's reaction that makes the photo. Or the fact that her boobs are resting on her gut.

A gay boy wished for a planet full of unicorns – Planet Unicorn – unicorn planet!

When I first heard of the iUnit, I totally thought it was a Mac-inspired dildo. Boy was I wrong!

The video for Hard Place's song 'Get Your Hopes Up' is so weird... it's like 'Hungry Like the Wolf' meets Robot Chicken.

For oh so many reason, we love the world's greatest funny-lady. But reason #1 right now: she makes us jealous of this gorilla suit.

Finally! The world's hottest female comedian is letting herself be objectified by the masses in the form of a magazine spread.

Masha Tyelna is a 17-year-old model from the Ukraine, and is considered to have the largest eyes in the modeling world! I'm scared!!