Baby-daddy Larry Birkhead has a tattoo of Anna Nicole on his lower back, just in case we weren't sure which side of the trailer park he's from. (It's the trashy side.)

This dress looks almost unbelievable because it has the illusion of see-through, and yet it censored her nipples.

Recently actress Penelope Cruz won an award for Best Boobs in Hollywood. Congrats, Penelope. Bravo.

I'm sure there's a logical explanation for the reason why bikini-clad Kiki Drunskt is getting her nubs tweaked by her beach buddy. I just don't care.

Ever-freaky Courtney Love looks like a bloated, exploding French maid. Even Paris looks normal next to her.

Kelis's milkshake got put on clampdown when she was arrested in Miami for harrassing two undercover cops posing as prostitutes.

For a chick whose famous for little more than her fantastic rack, you'd think she would have done this a LOOOONG time ago.

The Angry Leprechaun will surprise you as the secret killer in this spot-on parody of the "Zodiac" trailer. Oops, did we say it was a secret?

According to frontman Scott Stevens, this song was kinda the catalyst for their new record. Sometimes inspiration comes from the least expected places, but when it works it works. It’s always cool when a band covers a song, but also put their own stamp on it.

Join famous director turned archeologist James Cameron as he makes an amazing discovery in Jesus’ tomb… Jesus himself!

Seriously, what followed next makes Madonna's "SEX" book look like a children's story. Hot.

I will certainly follow HER yellow brick road! …what?

American Idol's favorite slutty contestant loves being wet. In fountains. Not that other way. But she probably likes that too.

LeeLee Sobieski looked hot at the Oscars Vanity Fair party.

The Daily Show goes in deep with their own version of the real REAL Laguna Beach.

Cameron Diaz did a foreign-market commercial. What a traitor. Slut.

Classy network ESPN aired footage of Payton Manning dancing in a play as an 8th grader. You'll never look at pro quarterbacks the same again!

This is another genius remix of "The Beetis"! You'll fall in love with diabetes, just like us!

Yep. It's official: Keely Hazell is HOT.

Paris was pulled over on Sunset Blvd Tuesday evening for driving without her headlights. She was also driving on a suspended license – and her car got impounded!