Barack Obama better watch out. John McCain will break his face with his muscles.

Emo Obama cries at night while applying lipstick and mascara.

Shortly after this picture was taken, John McCain crapped his pants.

Barack is never going to give you up until you finally vote for him.

Hillary Clinton just announced today that she will be running against Obama and McCain as an independent!

Can't wait to see A Barack-work Orange.

Is this to announce Robert Palmer as his running mate?

He woke up one day and had a vision, a dream, "Yes We Can"...design a logo for my campaign that looks just like my breakfast.

Dunder Mifflin has yet to endorse a candidate. Hopefully Daryl and Scrantonicity II are working on a song for Obama.

Clinton is using this picture of Obama embracing another religion. She is hoping everyone thinks that religion equals terrorist. Sadly they are registred in the other party Hil!

Ted Nugent's three favorite things in no particular order are guns, music and ignorance. Music never came into the picture except for "Cat Scratch Fever".

"I've Got A Crush on Obama" - This politically-minded hottie has just one candidate on her mind – and she wants to Barack him like a hurricane!

How does Barak Obama rate on a Blackness Scale? Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton do the math.

Barack Obama charmed my pants off when he appeared on Conan O'Brien, right before announcing his candidacy for president"