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So Golf Digest got themselves into quite an awesome predicament. It seems their January issue features both Tiger Woods AND Barack Obama on the cover - together. They're practically humping each other. Really. This a great thing for Tiger. Appearing on the cover with Obama makes him appear like he's getting his stuff together, you know, hangin' out with the Commander in Chief, totally not hooking up with chicks as he's playing a round of golf. But it's a bad thing for Obama. Who wants to appear with a dude who's banged a third rate porn star? We would, but we're sleazy like that. Anyway, we want to make Obama's problem worse. Here are the new Golf Digest covers we came up with featuring the two BFFs.


(click here to see the third cover after the jump)
It's always hilarious when a sitting president makes fun of retarded people. Oh wait, not it isn't.
Obama might be gay...at least according to the Globe, who we believe almost 100% of the time when we're really drunk.
George Bush already misses being in the White House with all it's funny gadgets and nuclear buttons. Help Georgy boy find his way back in without getting spotted by Barack Obama's security!
This is not Obama. He's an Indonesian journalist. He cannot provide change. He refuses to Yes your Can.
Show the neighbors how annoying you are by putting one of these pumpkins on your doorstep for Halloween.
The Republicans are just pissed off because Barack is a better singer than Rick Astley.
Barack Obama better watch out. John McCain will break his face with his muscles.
Shortly after this picture was taken, John McCain crapped his pants.
"I've Got A Crush on Obama" - This politically-minded hottie has just one candidate on her mind – and she wants to Barack him like a hurricane!
Barack Obama charmed my pants off when he appeared on Conan O'Brien, right before announcing his candidacy for president"