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Tiger Woods and Obama Are BFFs 4 LYFE

By: LG Staff
December 09 2009, 8:34 AM

So Golf Digest got themselves into quite an awesome predicament. It seems their January issue features both Tiger Woods AND Barack Obama on the cover - together. They're practically humping each other. Really. This a great thing for Tiger. Appearing on the cover with Obama makes him appear like he's getting his stuff together, you know, hangin' out with the Commander in Chief, totally not hooking up with chicks as he's playing a round of golf. But it's a bad thing for Obama. Who wants to appear with a dude who's banged a third rate porn star? We would, but we're sleazy like that. Anyway, we want to make Obama's problem worse. Here are the new Golf Digest covers we came up with featuring the two BFFs.

 

 

 

(click here to see the third cover after the jump)

 
 

Barack Is A Jedi

Barack Is A Jedi

If you interrupt Barack during a session of congress he will slice off your hand.

 

Is Obama Yo Momma?

Is Obama Yo Momma?

Are you anything like Barack Obama? Find out now before you die.

 

Barack Obama Might Hate Retarded People

Barack Obama Might Hate Retarded People

It's always hilarious when a sitting president makes fun of retarded people. Oh wait, not it isn't.

 

Barack Obama Is Gay

Barack Obama Is Gay

Obama might be gay...at least according to the Globe, who we believe almost 100% of the time when we're really drunk.

 

Bush's White House Invasion

Bush's White House Invasion

George Bush already misses being in the White House with all it's funny gadgets and nuclear buttons. Help Georgy boy find his way back in without getting spotted by Barack Obama's security!

 

This Is Not Barack Obama

This Is Not Barack Obama

This is not Obama. He's an Indonesian journalist. He cannot provide change. He refuses to Yes your Can.

 

Sarah Palin and Barack Obama Pumpkins

Sarah Palin and Barack Obama Pumpkins

Show the neighbors how annoying you are by putting one of these pumpkins on your doorstep for Halloween.

 

Dancing with the Political Stars

Dancing with the Political Stars

Sarah Palin's legs are so much hotter than Barack Obama's.

 

John McCain Gets Barack Rolled

John McCain Gets Barack Rolled

The Republicans are just pissed off because Barack is a better singer than Rick Astley.

 

John McCain, Weightlifting Champion

John McCain, Weightlifting Champion

Barack Obama better watch out. John McCain will break his face with his muscles.

 

Barack -- not his Momma -- says "Knock You Out"

Barack -- not his Momma -- says

Shortly after this picture was taken, John McCain crapped his pants.

 

Barack Roll

Barack Roll

Barack is never going to give you up until you finally vote for him.

 

The Empire Strikes Barack

The Empire Strikes Barack

Can't wait to see A Barack-work Orange.

 

Obama Girl

Obama Girl

"I've Got A Crush on Obama" - This politically-minded hottie has just one candidate on her mind – and she wants to Barack him like a hurricane!

 

Barack on Conan

Barack on Conan

Barack Obama charmed my pants off when he appeared on Conan O'Brien, right before announcing his candidacy for president"