This week Britney Spears almost kills her child, the world almost explodes, and other heartbreaking things that make you happy.

These celebrities will take you out for Valentine’s Day and then dump your ass.

Send this e-card to your friends, family, or even those you hate. A Liquid Generation E-Card never discriminates!

Valentine’s Day is the time of year to tell your cutie that you love them. It’s also a time to punch them in the face (kidding!)

We know the whole Brokeback Mountain thing is played, but this was just too funny to not post.

Can you tell the difference between a cheesehead and a deadhead? We can’t because we suck.

This week Hooters Casino opens in Las Vegas, a Full House actress is addicted to crystal meth, and there’s a Superbowl game or something.

These musicians (if you even want to call them that) sound like Velveeta. And that’s not a good thing.

Brokeback + Back To The Future = Crazy Gaylicious.

Watch what happens when people think a car is going to hit them. Almost dying is hilarious.

Japanese Girls look adorable when their about to be mauled by a bear.

This game is just like the real Tetris, but with a fat kid.

We though we’d do the world some good and offer you the complete and uncensored Paris Hilton Sex Tape.

The Flintstones used to endorse Winston cigarettes. Guess they'll be hearing from my lawyer, now that I have lung cancer!

If you haven’t seen the Colin Farrell Sex Tape, now is your chance. And please note: No blowup dolls were harmed in this video, only humped.

How ever do you develop such sexy talent?

When this kid grows up he wants to be smart.

These boobs may or may not have been a football correspondent.

‘Tis the season for Gays and Cowboys. But can you really tell the difference?

It seems as if the celebrities this year wanted to look super-duper sexy. We don’t mind.