Watch Paris Hilton in jail right now! It's live! It's boring! It's a great way to spend the afternoon!

Britney, Paris, Lindsay and Tara Reid are back and this time they're defending NYC with their Spidey-senses!

The Celebrity Proof Blackberry will protect celebrities who have the tendency to leave angry voicemails, film their own sex tapes, and snort a lot of drugs.

Alec Baldwin wants to share a piece of his mind with his daughter. Only this time... it's been REMIXED!!!!!!

Kate Moss walks the catwalk in style. Pete Doherty plays great music. Together they are known as drug addicted douche bags!

America’s bald pop princess sings her heart out in our parody of Sinead O’Connor’s “Nothing Compares To You.”

The Spanish Fly is back and his approach to getting laid has gotten even lazier. Now he trolling cyber-space to find the wheel chair-bound fattie of his dreams.

Perez Hilton is the reigning gossip queen on the internet, and our beloved Henry has a few choice words for him.

This magician may be a little strange, but he's excellent at reading your mind. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy the card trick.

Everyone’s favorite prepubescent vaudeville comedy act are hosting this year’s Academy Awards. Ellen mysteriously disappeared. No more questions!

A dead Saddam sings about what the world will be like without him to the tune of Beyonce’s "Irreplaceable." If this doesn’t make you cry over his execution nothing will.

If you need some help picking out your New Year’s Resolutions this year, the Angry Leprechaun is here to help you. Or not help you.

Learn how to cook a turkey like a pro. This is W.M. Dee’s Knutts secret recipe!

The Thanksgiving you learned about in school is 100% wrong. Take a look at how the first Thanksgiving really went down, starring everybody’s favorite Leprechaun.

Thanksgiving is all about choices. Like choosing to eat so much you barf.

It’s Episode 2 of Liquid Generation awesome new cartoon series! In this episode, Ali & Habib get to run Tremendoustan’s very first Starbucks! Do they have what it takes to pour Venti Soy Lattes?

Ali and Habib were two Middle Eastern goat farmers when the United States decided to occupy their tiny country. Now they’re running for president, but can they beat the hand selected candidate: Nick Nolte?

Dubya is having trouble getting peace in the Middle East, so who does he call? His bestest friend in the whole world: George Bush Junior Jr! Oh yeah, and did we mention Junior Jr. is a cute little puppet?

‘N Sync’s Lance Bass is finally out of closet! Watch Lance celebrate his gayness with his parody of the Gnarls Barkley song “Crazy.” It’s a gay-tastically awesome time!

Samuel L. Jackson just announced plans to voice the part of God in a new audio version of The Bible.