Here's the FAT KID NINJA's first vlog. Get his game by going to the iTunes App Store right now and search for FAT KID NINJA. Help him destroy the vegetables!

Kanye West is a musical douchebag genius, and he's also the star of this new Torture Chamber where he gets the crap beat out of him.

The Hills star Spencer Pratt gives you a lesson on how to be a huge douchebag!

Have you ever wanted to get into a celebrity nightclub but were lame & ugly? Well, we’re going to show you how!

Forget about Ashton Kutcher. Here’s a new prank show starring your favorite Transformer – Starscream! Oh yeah, and he might kill you.

Mrs. Claus sings about how the bad economy is going to ruin Christmas. Santa's house was foreclosed!

LG’s own pint-sized fly of love grills the star of Hot Rod and SNL on all things sexy! Be sure to see the movie, in theaters August 3rd!

This week the Spanish Fly interviews actor Efren Ramirez. Don’t know who he is? Yes you do. He played Pedro in Napoleon Dynamite. Watch him discuss his new movie Crank -- and his ding-dong!

She could be our next Vice President and if she is... DEATH TO ALL MOOSE -- including Bullwinkle!

This week your favorite celebrity sluticles of The Hills travel to Paris because they're idiots.

Bigfoot has joined the Canadian Olympic team and competes in the weightlifting competition! Things go poorly.

Get ready for the 2008 Beijing Olympics cause they're are going to be the weirdest Olympics to date!

Learn all the ins and outs of Nintendo's WiiFit with chunktastic pop star Britney Spears!

Before tying the knot, here is a little look into your future Gay People. You're welcome!

Vote for Phillip Norris in 2008! He has a plan to end the war, stop a recession, and start telling polish jokes again!

We're putting that one-legged freak from Dancing with The Stars, Heather Mills, in our infamous Torture Chamber! Will her plastic leg survive!?!

These elves have been nice all year long, and now they're ready to get wild! Brought to you by PlayStation.

Everyone’s favorite prepubescent vaudeville comedy act are hosting this year’s Academy Awards. Ellen mysteriously disappeared. No more questions!

The Thanksgiving you learned about in school is 100% wrong. Take a look at how the first Thanksgiving really went down, starring everybody’s favorite Leprechaun.

‘N Sync’s Lance Bass is finally out of closet! Watch Lance celebrate his gayness with his parody of the Gnarls Barkley song “Crazy.” It’s a gay-tastically awesome time!