Michael Jackson is one of the most gifted badasses of our time. He’s also one of the sexiest. The way he picks up little boys…he’s just a smooth criminal.

Are you a girl? Has one of your friends dissed you behind your back or boned your boyfriend? Then this tutorial is for you!

LG’s own pint-sized fly of love grills the star of Hot Rod and SNL on all things sexy! Be sure to see the movie, in theaters August 3rd!

Watch what happens when A-Rod calls Lenny Kravitz, who then puts Madonna on the phone. Hint: Sexy Hell breaks loose.

Buy an Asian girl from TV's Matthew Lesko. He's sweet.

The Angry Leprechaun regales us with a traditional (?!) Irish limerick. Of course, it’s not tradition, just really dirty.

Send this e-card to your friends, family, or even those you hate. A Liquid Generation E-Card never discriminates!

Do you have a special somone in your life? Send them a Norbit e-card! Norbit (Eddie Murphy) has never had it easy. As a baby, he was abandoned on the steps of a Chinese restaurant/orphanage and raised by Mr. Wong (Eddie Murphy). Things get worse when he's forced into marriage by the mean, junk food-chugging queen, Rasputia (Eddie Murphy). Just when Norbit's hanging by his last thread, his childhood sweetheart, Kate (Thandie Newton), moves back to town. In the comedy "Norbit," he'll show them all that nice guys sometimes finish first.