Here's the FAT KID NINJA's first vlog. Get his game by going to the iTunes App Store right now and search for FAT KID NINJA. Help him destroy the vegetables!

We launched our new iPhone game FAT KID NINJA. Destroy the veggies, eat your cupcakes! Get now and see how many vegetables you can slaughter!

Stand strong and destroy the vegetables. Available for your iPhone now on the App Store. http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/fat-kid-ninja/id472831642?mt=8

Snuggles leaves your clothes feeling soft, cuddly, and sometimes really bloody.

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It’s time to Bob for Apples! But watch out, you don’t want to accidentally munch on something sharp!

Wanna know how to have the safest Halloween ever? Well Jack O. Lantern can show you and your friends how to be SUPER SAFE during this spooktacular fun day!

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Do you remember that song you used to sing when you were a little kid about your boobs and butt and balls and how they all hang low? Well, we just rewrote it.

Check out Lindsay Lohan's bedroom. Just use your mouse to click around and snoop through her lesbian, alcoholic, drug infested room!

Ready Freddy is a helpful little Teddy Bear who wants to help kids learn about fire safety! Be sure to watch this with your kids!

Here's a commercial for Lindsay Lohan's My Buddy Lesbian Playset. It comes with a real-looking Samantha Ronson doll and a place to hold your cocaine!

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LG’s resident sexologist is back with some barbequing advice for the summer! If you’re firing up the grill this weekend, you might want hear what The Spanish Fly has to say about the Great American Barbeque.

Are you a girl? Has one of your friends dissed you behind your back or boned your boyfriend? Then this tutorial is for you!

Watch this video footage and see for yourself if Paula Abdul is a drunken wreck that needs an intervention. Frankly, we think somebody put tequila in her whiskey.

You’re Mel Gibson and you’ve been arrested for drunk driving. Who do you call first? Jesus H. Christ that’s who! Hear Mel Gibson try and ask forgiveness from the Song of God himself!

The killer's hair from No Country For Old Men is just as creepy when it's robot-fied.

Here’s a song you might remember from your horrible childhood: the diarrhea song. This tune is so good it will make you soil your pants even if you’re constipated.

Forget about Ashton Kutcher. Here’s a new prank show starring your favorite Transformer – Starscream! Oh yeah, and he might kill you.