It’s time to Bob for Apples! But watch out, you don’t want to accidentally munch on something sharp!

Here's a commercial for Lindsay Lohan's My Buddy Lesbian Playset. It comes with a real-looking Samantha Ronson doll and a place to hold your cocaine!

LG’s resident sexologist is back with some barbequing advice for the summer! If you’re firing up the grill this weekend, you might want hear what The Spanish Fly has to say about the Great American Barbeque.

Are you a girl? Has one of your friends dissed you behind your back or boned your boyfriend? Then this tutorial is for you!

Watch this video footage and see for yourself if Paula Abdul is a drunken wreck that needs an intervention. Frankly, we think somebody put tequila in her whiskey.

You’re Mel Gibson and you’ve been arrested for drunk driving. Who do you call first? Jesus H. Christ that’s who! Hear Mel Gibson try and ask forgiveness from the Song of God himself!

The killer's hair from No Country For Old Men is just as creepy when it's robot-fied.

Mrs. Claus sings about how the bad economy is going to ruin Christmas. Santa's house was foreclosed!

Some celebrities will do anything to get in the spotlight, including Shrek. Yes, it’s the sex tape you’ve all been waiting for – The Shrek Sex Tape.

Get ready for the 2008 Beijing Olympics cause they're are going to be the weirdest Olympics to date!

Amy Winehouse has emphysema. This is terrible news for the disgusting lice that lives in her beehive.

Coming this summer prepare for The Pope to hand you your ass!

Do you want to wait months for the birth of Tom Cruise’s baby? Don’t worry, you can see all the action right here. Vaginal birth is cool!

Vote for Phillip Norris in 2008! He has a plan to end the war, stop a recession, and start telling polish jokes again!

Teaching kids eight and under about the magic and fun of Lindsay Lohan’s latest coke-fuelled party antics!

Perez Hilton is the reigning gossip queen on the internet, and our beloved Henry has a few choice words for him.

Britney Spears and Kevin Federline are divorced, but that doesn’t mean that can’t sing a duet together. This is for you old-school LG fans out there who remember our awesome celebrity karaokes.

Thanksgiving is all about choices. Like choosing to eat so much you barf.

Ali and Habib were two Middle Eastern goat farmers when the United States decided to occupy their tiny country. Now they’re running for president, but can they beat the hand selected candidate: Nick Nolte?

Dubya is having trouble getting peace in the Middle East, so who does he call? His bestest friend in the whole world: George Bush Junior Jr! Oh yeah, and did we mention Junior Jr. is a cute little puppet?