Christopher Reeve has a lot of advice for the new Superman Brandon Routh. Fun fact: It might have something to do with making Superman’s bulge bigger.

Everybody’s favorite celebrity sluts are back for another round of slutiness. This time Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Tara Reid and Jessica Simpson talk about the latest gossip on their cellphones!

On this St. Patrick’s Day, make sure that you don’t drive drunk – with the Angry Leprechaun. Seriously, this little green midget is cuckoo for Coco Puffs.

It’s a St. Patty’s Day tradition. You get drunk, you vomit, you crawl to your computer, and you send a friend our latest Angry Leprechaun e-card. So what are ya waiting for, ya flippin’ prostitute?

We’re gonna teach you a prank that we’ve been playing on our grandmothers for quite some time. It involves tuna, a light switch, and a dumbass.

Shock jock Howard Stern is being hounded by the FCC for talking dirty. Watch him tell his story in this parody of Britney Spears’ hit song “Toxic.”

Watch those Queer Eye guys sing a gay old version of 50 Cent's PIMP.

Andy & Kickel are a 1940s prepubescent vaudeville comedy act with a penchant for stupid knock knock jokes.

The PMS Homeshopping Network has the perfect gift for that anorexic, alcoholic, or whore in every family. Buy one today.

Does Britney Spears have implants? We report, you decide.